Don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she stares at your mouth
She’s worried about the verbal parrage she’s about to receive on the end of your badman MC skills
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than youTeach her a lesson and bash her right in the gums
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
put a leng to her heart
When she’s quietit gives you more time to work on important things like your bars for the upcoming clash
When she ignores youSee above
When you see her at her worstChange your facebook status to reflect this
When you see her start cryingTake a video of it on your phone and upload it to Youtube
When you see her walkingBear this in mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdYktLQAGcQ
When she’s scaredShe knows her place
When she steals your favorite hoodieSteal all her clothes and set them on fire in front of her parents house
When she teases youMake a video of yourself reading her diary and put it on facebook
When she doesn’t answer for a long timeYour clash was too real for words
When she looks at you with doubtConsult PureGrime’s Anger Room for guidance
When she says that she loves youIT’S A TRAP
When she grabs at your handsShe’s after your cash, protect it with your life
When she bumps into youLeng her against the wall
secret
keep it safe and untoldThat’s why it’s called a secret
When she looks at you in your eyesShe’s tryin to match you up. Don’t take this
When she says it’s overYou a happy fam
When she reposts this bulletinDelete her myspace
Stay on the phone with herUntil she stops talking for any reason then immediately hang up
When she’s madThrow her out the window
When she says she’s okShe probably means it so don’t worry
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday
to ask her where your money is for her “present”
Treat her like she’syour bottom bitch
Stay up all night with her whenShe’s got dolla to spare then splurt
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite showSorry typo here, it should read “watch your own movie on your own”
Give her the world.
THEN TAKE IT FROM HER
Let her wear your clothesand you got problems blad
When she’s bored and sadIgnore it, she’s probably on her period
Let her know she’s importantThen write “LOL”
Don’t talk about other girls around herUnless they’re fitter
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“It rly vexes me wen shop assitants ax yu “DO U WANT NE THIN ELSE”
